JOKE TIME!! but it is a dirty joke hope
u guys dont mind it was quite funneh though

The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know
I'm a virgin and I don't knowanything about sex.
Can you explain it to me first?"



"OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your
private place 'theprison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'.
So what we do is: put the prisoner in the prison.



And then they made love for the first time.Afterwards, the guy
is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction.



Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to
have escaped."Turning on his side, he smiles.



"Then we will have to re-imprison him."



After the second time they spent, the guy
reaches for his cigarettes but the girl, thoroughly
enjoying the new experience of making love, gives
him a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!"



The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady
legs of a recently born foal.



Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted.



She nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again."



Limply turning his head, He YELLS at her,
"Hey, its not a life sentence,OKAY!